You
see, I was doing my homework outside when a U.F.O. landed in the field next to
my house and a little man came out and I felt he needed a gift because he had
come so far and so I gave it to him, honest.
I
was doing it on my computer when it suddenly bleeped and I lost everything I had
done for the past FOUR HOURS and I was to tired to re do it but I will have it
by tomorrow honest.
It's
against my religion to do homework on any day ending with a y
The
Government confiscated it as a Weapon of Maths Destruction.
